Firstly, I'd like to note that I'm sorry about not getting yesterday's comic up, and that I have put it and another
up as apology.
Secondly, I'd like to apologize for the weirdness of the site. My hosting provider, KeenSpace, is having some bizzare site problems at the moment. This seems to render certain comic pages inaccessible, but the dropdown will let you get at them. It's just annoying, is all. Also, at the time you read this, today's comic may not yet be up. I apologize if that is the case, but there's not much I can really do.Anyways
, it may occur to you, while reading today's strip, to wonder the following:
"What the HELL is up with the chicken?"
Well, I'll tell you. It's sorta based on reality.
See, to make a long story short, someone brought a rubber chicken to school today and Sam stole it for a while. He the proceeded to put it in his pants and hit people with it, not necessarily in that order. As he hit people with it, he would cry out, "I'm cockslapping you!" Then I might say something like, "Sam, I don't want to touch your cock!"
Double meanings are funny.
Anyways, here's a photo of Sam with the rubber chicken in his pants. You can click it to enlarge it, but I don't see why you'd want to do that. And yes, that is The Real Sam™.