Eli's Secret
<Sam> GASP!
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Watch Sam and Eli learn!
Sam is adjectively describable!
Eli might be widely lusted after!
...Nah.
<Eli>
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<Sam>
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Eli has something to do!
Sam is curious!
<Eli> I'll be right back. Don't follow me!
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<Sam> ?
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Curiosity killed the cat!
Sam isn't a cat!
He should be fine!
<Sam> ?
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Sam goes for a walk!
He isn't following Eli!
Where would you ever get that idea?
<Sam> Heehee!
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Sam sees something surprising!
He demonstrates his lung capacity!
<Sam> GASP!
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Sam is delusional!
Eli is secretly female!
<Sam> YOU'RE NOT THE MAN I MARRIED!!
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<Eli> SHRIEK!
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Sam has an idea!
He is a pervert!
Eli runs away with an eardrum-popping scream!
<Sam> Give me a hug!
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<Eli> SHRIEK!
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Maybe The End
Sam very sick!
Eli scared!
Eli's Secret probably gone forever!