Endless Updates of Doom

Okay, I took photos of the balloon and posted them and all, but there's one major problem barring you from seeing them.
There's an Ungodly Line of Other People Who Want to Update Before I Do, All of Whom Are Before Me in the Line.
That is, there are something like six thousand people who will get their sites updated before my turn comes up. That'll take a couple hours.
In other words, crap. This update might not be up today.