Sam and Eli's Adventures - Thursday, March 10, 2005

Drawn by Sam Goldberg Eli Young
Usually updates on Saturdays. Currently on hiatus
Determined by all sorts of factors that don't necessarily exist.

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Pirates!

Frame 1
<Parrot> Craaaaw!
-Crappy parrot

Frame 2
Watch Sam and Eli learn!
Sam actually helped with this comic!
Eli might eat 3 meals of sandal-flavored toothpaste daily!

<Eli>
-Fanny pack
<Parrot> Craaaaw!
-Crappy parrot
<Sam>
-Chain

Frame 3
The crappily drawn parrot lands on Sam's shoulder!
Sam has shoulders?
Whatever!

<Eli> ?
-Fanny pack
<Parrot> Craaw!
-Crappy parrot
<Sam>
-Chain

Frame 4
POOF!

Frame 5
Everything went piratey!
Avi is here!

<Paper>
-Bite
<Pirate Ship>
-Pirate flag
-Pirate ship
<Sam> Yarrr
-Chain
<Parrot>
-Crappy parrot
<Avi>
-Eyepatch
-Crazy Israeli

Frame 6
The pirate ship hits a mall!
Avi is doing something!
Sam orders an attack on the mall!

<Pirate Ship>
-Flag
-Pirate ship
<Sam> YARRR!
-Chain
<Parrot>
-Crappy parrot
<Avi>
-Eyepatch
-Crazy Israeli
<Mall>
-Building
-Door

Frame 7
The pirates make a quick getaway!
Avi is hungry!
Sam took a 7-11 from the mall!
Where is Eli?

<Avi>
-Crazy Israeli
-Eyepatch
<Pirate Ship>
-Flag
-Pirate ship
<Sam> YARRR!
-Chain
<Parrot>
-Crappy parrot
<7-11>
-Store
-Door
<Mall>
-Bite mark
-Building
-Door

Frame 8
Avi hides the treasure!
He hid it well!
It shatters on the ground!

<Pirate Ship>
-Bite mark
-Flag
-Pirate ship
<Sam> YARRR!
-Chain
<Parrot>
-Crappy parrot
<Avi> Noone will get our treasure!
-Crazy Israeli
<7-11>
-Store
-Pieces of store

Frame 9
Avi messed up!
Stupid Avi!
Where is Eli?

<Pirate Ship>
-Flag
-Pirate ship
<Sam> YARRRR!
-Chain
<Parrot> CRAAAW!
-Crappy parrot
<Avi> Wait a second... WE DIDN'T MAKE A MAP!
-Eyepatch
-Crazy Israeli
<Page>
-Bite mark

Frame 10
Eli lost his limbs when the ship appeared!
Lay Eli! Lay!

<Eli> AAAAAAAA!
-Hook
-Peg arm
-Peg fanny pack
-Peg leg
<Pirate Ship>
-Side of pirate ship
-Floor
-Bite mark

Frame 11
The End
Sam treasureless!
Eli immobile!
Avi less hungry!

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