The Anti-Reality of Today's Comic

Unlike some of the past strips, today's comic is completely fiction. It is in no way based on reality. In other words, I am male.
I'm not yet sure if I'm going to continue this strip. I might, but I'd need to figure out what to do with it. That's hard. Instead, I think I'll do something else, as I already have another idea. I just wish I could remember the part where it got funny.