The Conquest: Sam Jumps
<Sam> Wooo!
-Ants
-Chain of ants
Watch Sam and Eli learn!
Sam is offscreen!
Eli might have a degree in banana vaulting!
<Eli> What the heck is that?
-Fanny pack
It's hard to figure out what happened here!
Sam plows into Eli!
<Sam> AAAAAA!
-Chain
<Eli> OOF!
-Fanny pack
Eli gets a gift from God!
Thank you, God!
<Pile>
-Pile of people
<Eli>
-Eli crushed at bottom
The rocket ship makes ominous noises!
Or something!
<Rocket> VZZZZZZ! KACHUNK!
-Rocket
A door opens!
It makes weird noises!
The narrator is useless!
<Rocket> BRUM! BRUM! BRUM! BRUM!
-Rocket
-Door
Sam performs the Life Test!
Is Eli alive?
<Sam> Eli?
-Chain
<Sam's Foot> KICK!
<Eli>
-Fanny pack
Not The End
Sam testy!
Eli dead maybe?
To Be Continued...