The Conquest: Sam Jumps
			
			
			<Sam> Wooo!
			-Ants
			-Chain of ants
			
			
			Watch Sam and Eli learn!
			Sam is offscreen!
			Eli might have a degree in banana vaulting!
			
			<Eli> What the heck is that?
			-Fanny pack
			
			
			It's hard to figure out what happened here!
			Sam plows into Eli!
			
			<Sam> AAAAAA!
			-Chain
			<Eli> OOF!
			-Fanny pack
			
			
			Eli gets a gift from God!
			Thank you, God!
			
			<Pile>
			-Pile of people
			<Eli>
			-Eli crushed at bottom
			
			
			The rocket ship makes ominous noises!
			Or something!
			
			<Rocket> VZZZZZZ! KACHUNK!
			-Rocket
			
			
			A door opens!
			It makes weird noises!
			The narrator is useless!
			
			<Rocket> BRUM! BRUM! BRUM! BRUM!
			-Rocket
			-Door
			
			
			Sam performs the Life Test!
			Is Eli alive?
			
			<Sam> Eli?
			-Chain
			<Sam's Foot> KICK!
			<Eli>
			-Fanny pack
			
			
			Not The End
			Sam testy!
			Eli dead maybe?
			To Be Continued...