Sam's Diet
<Fridge>
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Watch Sam and Eli learn!
Sam is deluded!
Eli might be cruelly forbidding tutus!
<Eli> Why you sad?
-Fanny pack
<Sam> I'm fat!
-Chain
Eli decides to be evil!
Sam decides to fix his problem!
<Eli> Yeah, you're morbidly obese!
-Fanny pack
<Sam> I'm going on a diet.
-Chain
Sam locks the food place!
Eli loses all hope!
<Sam> There!
-Chain
<Eli> NOOO!
-Fanny pack
<Fridge>
-Fridge
-Lock
LATER
Sam is fine!
Eli is dying!
<Eli> FOOD!
-Fanny pack
<Sam>
-Chain
<Fridge>
-Fridge
-Lock
Eli eats his fanny pack!
<Eli>
-Fanny pack
<Sam>
-Chain
Eli dies!
Sam laughs!
<Sam> HAHAHA!
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<Eli> Ugh
The End
Sam amused!
Eli unliving!