The Rock Farm: Earth Trouble Conquest
<Eli>
-Dirt
-Fanny pack
<Sam> YAY!
-Chain
Watch Sam and Eli learn!
Sam is a warrior!
Eli's oceans of orange clouds might be caramelized!
<Evil Vaccums> RAR! GRR! VROOM!
<Sam>
-Sword
-Chain
<Eli>
-Magic staff
-Fanny pack
Sam attacks!
Charge Sam! Charge!
Eli makes Sam magical!
<Sam> RAAAA!
-Sword
-Magic glow
-Chain
<Eli>
-Magic staff
-Fanny pack
VIOLENCE!
<Evil Vaccum> RAR!
<Sam> DIEEE!
<Eli> EEP!
<Evil Vaccum> VROOM!
<Evil Vaccum> SCREECH!
The Evil Vaccums have been vanquished!
<Evil Vaccums>
-Vaccum bits
Something big is angry!
What is it, Sam wonders!
Eli is far more sane!
<Big Thing> ROOOAAAR!
<Sam> What was that?
-Chain
<Eli> AAA!
-Fanny pack
Sam realises Eli's wisdom!
Run Sam and Eli! Run!
The thing will hurt you!
<Big Thing> ROOOAAR!
<Sam> AAAAA!
-Chain
<Eli> AAAAA!
-Fanny pack
Sam and Eli escape!
Good job, Sam and Eli!
What was chasing you?
<Big Thing> ROOOAAR!
<Sam> AAAA!
-Chain
<Eli> AAAA!
-Fanny pack
<Mountain>
-Mountain
-Chain
The mountain was actually the Evil Vaccum!
Sam and Eli are screwed!
<Evil Vaccum> ROOOAAR!
-Evil vaccum
<Sam> AAAA!
<Eli> AAAA!
Not The End
Sam terrified!
Eli scared!
Evil Vaccum angry!
To Be Continued...