The SAT
<SAT> SAT
-Test
Watch Sam and Eli learn!
Sam is spacing out!
Eli might be an angry mob!
<Evil Teacher> You have to take the SAT! BWAHAHAHA!
-Evil goatee
<Eli>
-Fanny pack
<Sam>
-Chain
Eli realizes how doomed he is!
Sam is on another planet!
<Eli> AAAAAA!
-Test
-Fanny pack
<Sam> ?
-Chain
The SAT begins!
How screwed are Sam and Eli?
Let's find out!
<Evil Teacher> START!
<Eli>
-Test
-Fanny pack
<Sam>
-Test
-Chain
Sam filled in all the A bubbles!
Eli actually tried!
<Eli's Test>
-Eli's test
<Sam's Test>
-Sam's test
The SAT has an essay!
Eli wrote a thought-provoking essay!
Sam wrote a single word!
<Eli's Test> Blah
-Eli's essay
<Sam's Test> Artichoke
-Sam's essay
LATER
Sam and Eli got their SAT scores!
How did they do?
<Eli> I wonder how I did!
-SAT results
-Fanny pack
<Sam> What's this?
-SAT results
-Chain
Eli got less than the smallest possible score!
Sam got the best!
BIZZARE!
<Eli's Scores>
-Math: 0
-Reading: 0
-Writing: 0
-Total: 0
<Sam's Scores>
-Math: 800
-Reading: 800
-Writing: 800
-Total: 2400
The End
Sam wins!
Eli sucks!
New SAT stupid!