Politics!
Sam and Eli Present:
<Sam>
-Chain
<Eli>
-Fanny pack
<Present>
-Box
Politics!
A commentary, now with 100% more sarcasm!
<Politician>
-Shiny smile
-Tie
Watch Sam and Eli learn!
Sam is represnting the Left!
Eli's portrayal of the Right might be offensive!
<Sam>
-Chain
<Eli>
-Fanny pack
A weird bird flys by, fitting this comic perfectly!
Liberal Sam and Conservative Eli disagree!
<Bird> TOPIC: ABORTION
-Messed up bird
<Sam> Abortion is good!
-Chain
<Eli> Abortion is murder! Bad!
-Fanny pack
Liberal Sam has a point!
Conservative Eli has a counter!
<Sam> Letting those women's lives be ruined by the child is bad! Abortion good!
-Chain
<Eli> It's killing the child! Murder bad!
-Fanny pack
Liberal Sam has another opinion!
Conservative Eli has another!
<Sam> THE CHILD ISN'T ALIVE YET!
-Chain
<Eli> YES IT IS!
-Fanny pack
Liberal Sam and Conservative Eli forget how to reason!
That's okay, they remember how to insult!
<Sam> You're stupid!
-Chain
<Eli> No, you're stupid!
-Fanny pack
Liberal Sam and Conservative Eli are not good at fighting!
That's okay, action is hard to draw anyway!
<Eli> RAAAAA!
-Fanny pack
<Sam> RAAAAA!
-Chain
THAT'S A LOT OF BIRDS!
<Bird> This happens all the time
-Weird bird
<Bird> Abot all sorts of things
-Another bird
<Bird> Which is really freaking annoying
-Third bird
<Bird> People need to learn to think
-Make the birds stop!
<Bird> Sadly, for those who do, it seems that this is
-Argh!
The End
Liberal Sam dead!
Conservative Eli unalive!
Brainless Morons omnipresent!
