The Pointless Game Comic
<Duncecap>
-Wizard hat
Watch Sam and Eli learn!
Sam is amazed by Eli's display of whatever!
Eli might be artificially sweetened!
<Eli>
-Wizard hat
-Fanny pack
<Sam> ?
-Chain
Sam questions Eli's fashion sense!
Eli's grip on reality is tenuous at best!
<Sam> Why you have hat?
-Chain
<Eli> I'm a wizard!
-Wizard hat
-Fanny pack
FIGHT
Random battles are uncool!
Paris Hilton is an idiot!
<Sign> Paris Hilton Appears
<Eli>
-Wizard hat
-Fanny pack
<Sam>
-Chain
<Wall>
-Brick wall
Sam will fight!
What can he do?
<Eli>
-Wizard hat
-Fanny pack
<Wall>
-Brick wall
<Sam>
-Select arrow
-Chain
<Battle Option Box>
-Fight
-Magic
-Run
Sam swings his chain!
Kill Sam! Kill!
<Sam> AYAYA!
-Chain
<Sign> Chain Attack
<Eli>
-Wizard hat
-Fanny pack
<Wall>
-Brick wall
Sam is incompetent!
Eli's turn is next!
<Sign> Chain Attack
<Eli>
-Wizard hat
-Fanny pack
<Sam> OW! -2HP
-Chain
<Wall>
-Brick wall
Eli will fight!
Sam is in pain!
Eli must avenge him!
<Sam>
-Chain
<Eli>
-Select arrow
-Wizard hat
-Fanny pack
<Wall>
-Brick wall
<Battle Option Box>
-Fight
-Magic
-Run
Eli doesn't suck!
Sam doesn't think!
Paris Hilton doesn't either!
<Sign> Powerful Spell Thing
<Eli>
-Wizard hat
-Fanny pack
<Sam>
-Chain
<Wall>
-Something powerful
-Brick wall
Eli's spell backfired!
Sam is a victim!
<Wall>
-Brick wall
<Eli> -999HP
-Wizard hat
<Sam> -999HP
The End
Sam squished!
Eli flat!
Game over!