The Holy Man
			
			
			<Eli> REPENT!
			-Fanny pack
			
			
			Watch Sam and Eli learn!
			Sam is... here!
			Eli might, but won't!
			
			<Eli>
			-Fanny pack
			<Sam>
			-Chain
			
			
			Sam has a question!
			Eli has an answer!
			
			<Sam> Why do birds fly?
			-Chain
			<Eli> The birds have become one with the sky, as have pigs with the dirt.
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			Eli is confusing!
			Sam is confused!
			
			<Eli> Just as the fish have become one with the sea!
			-Fanny pack
			<Sam> ?
			-Chain
			
			
			Eli is preaching!
			Preach Eli! Preach!
			Sam won't understand you!
			
			<Eli> And so the birds can fly, while the pigs wallow in the dirt and the fish swim in their excrement!
			-Fanny pack
			<Sam> ?
			-Chain
			
			
			Eli is boring!
			Sam is losing interest!
			
			<Eli> And so, you join with the impurities of the world!
			-Fanny pack
			<Sam>
			-Chain
			
			
			Eli is a holy man!
			Sam doesn't care!
			
			<Eli> REPENT! REPENT AND SAVE YOURSELF!
			-Holy light
			-Fanny pack
			<Sam>
			-Chain
			
			
			Eli can fly!
			Fly Eli! Fly!
			
			<Eli>
			-Fanny pack
			<Sam> !
			-Chain
			
			
			The End
			Sam confused!
			Eli holy!
			
			
			<Eli> AAAA- SPLAT
			-Fanny pack
			<Sam> !
			-Chain
			
			
			The End
			Sam alarmed!
			Eli not flying!