The Holy Man
<Eli> REPENT!
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Watch Sam and Eli learn!
Sam is... here!
Eli might, but won't!
<Eli>
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<Sam>
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Sam has a question!
Eli has an answer!
<Sam> Why do birds fly?
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<Eli> The birds have become one with the sky, as have pigs with the dirt.
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Eli is confusing!
Sam is confused!
<Eli> Just as the fish have become one with the sea!
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<Sam> ?
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Eli is preaching!
Preach Eli! Preach!
Sam won't understand you!
<Eli> And so the birds can fly, while the pigs wallow in the dirt and the fish swim in their excrement!
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<Sam> ?
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Eli is boring!
Sam is losing interest!
<Eli> And so, you join with the impurities of the world!
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Eli is a holy man!
Sam doesn't care!
<Eli> REPENT! REPENT AND SAVE YOURSELF!
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<Sam>
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Eli can fly!
Fly Eli! Fly!
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<Sam> !
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The End
Sam confused!
Eli holy!
<Eli> AAAA- SPLAT
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<Sam> !
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The End
Sam alarmed!
Eli not flying!