Sam and Eli's Adventures - Thursday, February 10, 2005

Drawn by Sam Goldberg Eli Young
Usually updates on Saturdays. Currently on hiatus
Determined by all sorts of factors that don't necessarily exist.

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The Pope

Frame 1
<The Pope>
-Awesome Pope hat
-Old guy

Frame 2
Watch Sam and Eli learn!
Sam is being lusty!
Eli might be a distant cousin of the 3-toed sloth!
Bad Sam! -10 God Points for Lust!
Bad Eli! -10 God points for Sloth! -10 God Points for Gluttony!

<Sam>
-Drool
-Playboy
-Chain
<Eli>
-Drool
-Sub sandwich
-Pile of subs
-Fanny pack

Frame 3
Eli knows about the Pope! +2 God Points!
Sam wants to see the Pope! +4 God Points!

<Eli> I heard that the Pope's in town!
-Pile of subs
-Fanny pack
<Sam> Let's go see him!
-Chain
-Playboy

Frame 4
Sam sees money!
Sam wants money!
Bad Sam! -10 God Points for Avarice!
Eli is inobservant!
Stupid Eli! -50 God Points for Incompetence, the 8th Deadly Sin!

<Sam> WHOA!!!
-Inexplicable bags of money in background
-Chain
<Eli> He's over here!
-Fanny pack

Frame 5
Sam and Eli see the Pope! +8 God Points!

<Sam> IT'S THE POPE!
-Chain
<Eli> IT'S THE POPE!
-Fanny pack
<The Pope>
-Awesome Pope hat
-Old guy

Frame 6
Eli wants the Pope's hat!
Bad Eli! -10 God Points for Envy!
Sam has a dumb plan!

<Eli> That's a really cool hat.
-Fanny pack
<Sam> Let's steal it!
-Chain
<The Pope>
-Awesome Pope hat
-Old guy

Frame 7
See Eli steal the Pope's hat!
Steal Eli! Steal!

<Sam>
-Chain
<Eli>
-Awesome Pope hat
-Fanny pack
<The Pope>
-Old guy

Frame 8
Eli is narcissistic!
Bad Eli! -10 God Points for Vanity!
Sam steals the stolen hat from the stealing stealer!

<Eli> How does it look?
-Awesome Pope hat
-Fanny pack
<Sam> Mine!
-Chain

Frame 9
Eli is angry!
He wants the hat back!
Bad Eli! -10 God Points for Wrath!

<Sam>
-Awesome Pope hat
-Chain
<Eli> RAAAA!
-Fanny pack

Frame 10
The hatless Pope wants his hat!
He uses his Super Pope Powers™!

<The Pope> Give my hat back!
-Glowing energy ball
-Old guy
<Sam> EEP!
-Awesome Pope hat
-Chain
<Eli> EEP!
-Fanny pack

Frame 11
SMITE!

Frame 12
The End
Sam smited!
Eli smited!
Pope old!

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